Tunnelman

getyourspoons:

Two’s better than three.

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when iwas getting a physical in middleschool football, teh doc squeezed my balls and had a look on his face like " :/ " kinda condescending-like. to this day i wonder what was wrong with my balls. cancer? too small? too big? too brown? could he tell i faped a lot just by squeezing them? as a 12yo i was used to being judged and disappointing everyone. even my balls were judged and brought disappointment.

thespacegoat:

oh my god what

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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queercumqueen:

image

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indytaker:

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image

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